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Pregnant super star Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are set to receive a record $6 million for the first pictures of their baby twins.

Due on February 23 it is reportedly secured the highest price ever paid for celebrity baby photos following a deal with People magazine.

Crazy! I can’t even get 10 cents for my pic! Even If Im nude!

Well since my blog hasn’t panned out any billions yet (sigh)
I found a really really cool site to spend wasting time!
I kinda uses my brain a bit, but there are interesting topics on Blubet, and you can earn bluBucks To Spend at the BluStore!!

Join up and Blubet Too!

rondom thought* you’d think after all this time blogging, wordpress would realize they need a spellchecker!
Dumbasses like me who rant and rave random shit need a spell check cause our brains work faster than our fingers! Not only that, I just can’t type.. lol

Does anyone remember this crazy storm!?

I remember exactly what I did that day when it struck!
I was driving down main near the caisse, and garbage cans were flying by me car, i had to swerve cuz i thought it was going to smash into me!
Yea, I was coming back from Canadian Tire, getting things to go boating!
I spent the next 3 days boating and got a hella good tan!
SEE:
My Tan

Actually I spent most of my summer boating!! =P

hehe..

cool

The Ontario Provincial Police, in Hawkesbury, are about to pull you over!
Why? No reason, you didn’t break any laws.
Your getting pulled over, because the police want to harasse you! They want find out your personal information, where your from, where your going, who your with, what your doing, why your driving etc…, and not only do they want your ID, they also want the ID of all the passengers.
Watch your tone with these guys! They are all power triping, skinhead, soldier boys who believe they own your ass.
Trust me I know, I’ve been pulled through the window of my car because I told the cop its none of his business where I’m going, and where I’m from.
Oh yea, no bullshit.. thrown up against my car, handcuffed, put in the cuiser and then, these guys think they have automatic probable cause to search my car because ” I’m not co-operating “.
Well I didn’t break any laws, but somehow I end up with a 110.00$ ticket, torn carpets in my car and the undercoating in the trunk peeled off. A especially liked the marks on my wrists from overly tight handcuffs. The marks stayed for the next few days.
And thats only one time, I live in Hawkesbury.
These are the same police that wanted to kick my door in, one night, because of a noise complaint.
I told them they can’t come in without a warrant, and, they just started to kick the door. I ran for my video camera, and I video taped it. I walked towards the door, down 4 steps and the Police saw me video taping it them through the door! When they saw me taping on camera, they stoped kicking the door, got in their car, and eventually left!!!!!
The next day I went to the police station to file a complaint to their sargent, and the sargent told me there was no record of the police ever going to my address!
WHOS THE CROOKED BASTERDS NOW?
Well I have the video still, I haven’t showed anyone yet, but I’ve decided to put it on You Tube for everyone to laugh at them!

I’m not the only one, I see it everywhere, The cops patrol where we hang out, and as soon as you leave in your car, BOOM, they stop you, and basically everyone gets the same treatment.
I’ve seen people being pulled outta thier car because they are male, young, and driving!

Drivers in hawkesbury are being striped of their rights, are harrased, get suspended permits, tickets and court apearences.

Stop Provencial Police Harassment in Hawkesbury, Ontario

You, the citizen of Hawkesbury, have the right to drive, and you also have the right to carry a Camcorder or a Camera to protect yourself from these animals called “police”.
You also have the right to file complaints under the Police Services Regulations Act with misconduct!
Police Act complaints and Human Rights complaints,
Complaints under the Police Services Act:
Ontario Civilian Commission on Police Services
Complaints Bureau
25 Grosvenor Street, 1st Floor
Toronto, Ontario M7A 1Y6
Telephone: (416) 326-1189 or 1-888-515-5005
Fax: 1-888-311-7555
Website: www.occps.ca

Other Hawkesbury OPP activites:
sniffer dog operations around your home while you sleep,
excessive force during interventions,
intimidation and threats,

links to other OPP Harrasment, excessive force, etc:

Pierre George alleges OPP harassment

http://www.accessandprivacy.gov.on.ca/english/order/mun/m-587.html
http://www.canaanconnexion.ca/n_watch.shtml

CONDOMS SHOULD BE FREE!

you know.. when your hot and horny, your hot and horny. Everyone can agree on this.
How many times you have sex can depend on alot of things, like partners, stress, fatigue, etc..
So anyway, there has been a few time where ive had sex about 30+ times in the same week. (with the same partner) sometimes like 4 or 5 times a day .. lol
Each time I have sex I use a condom. Always. No condom, no sex. period.
Now, at ten bucks for a box of 10 condoms, its costing me 30-40 bucks, plus gas to go get em. Thats about 150 bucks for condoms a month. IM GOING BROKE HAVING SEX… lol
So now the GOV want us all to use protection for std’s etc right? Well why don’t they just give em out free! The give heroin to heroin junkies so why don’t they wanna help thoose who wanna stay clean, yet enjoy an active ( ok maybe overlyactive in my case ) sexual lifestyle?
Condoms should be free! what do you think?

OH… if any of you out there that wanna send me free condoms, or free anything else for that matter, my address is:
Jason
PO BOX 81
Hawkesbury, Ontario
K6A 2R4

So what are all these rumors and myths I am hearing about facebook.com?
Stuff like, its run by the government, to “rolodex” everyone into one database that is very easly searchable.
Alot of people just give out their personal information on their facebook profiles.

But anyway, if any of you wanna check out my facebook profile, feel free here : Jason’s Facebook add me, leave a comment, poke me .. actually only poke me if your female, k thnx.

So I heard blogging is the new way to make billions.

So heres my blog, now wheres the billions?

My blogging wishlist:

A billion visits

A billion friends

A billion hits

A billion dollars

A billion Airmiles

A billion minutes cell time

and a billion coffee’s =>

I’d take a Zillion over everything though …

I narrowed it down!
I can’t eat a bag of sour cream and oignion chips (big bag) before bed.. The next day i’m guaranteed a migraine!
I know for sure it the chips.. I did it twice this week!
Something in em doesnt agree with me.
So anyway this morning I didn’t fuck around with it, the headache gets so bad i feal like throwing up. So today, i made a strong coffee ( caffine accelerates stomach absorbsion ), got a 30mg codine and took 3 aspirin all at the same time.
I don’t take codine much so it knocked me on my ass! I slept for about 4 hours, but lemme tell you, when I woke up, I felt as good as new!!

No more sour cream and oignion chips for me, the are on my blacklist.
And in case your wondering it was the ruffles brand.

Well I visited McDonalds and I asked for a #1, 3 Some.
I shoulda taken a pic cuz the girl behind the counter went flush red in milliseconds flat.
Hahaha lmfao.. Trio, threesome, 3 way, its all the same.
(I think she thinks I’m insane)
Just gimme a drink,fry and a big mac to go please, oh and super size dat ho!!
=P